Books - especially Jewish holy books - are my passion. That's why I opened Kalcom Publishing. And guess what - with Hashem's help, Kalcom Publishing is going to revolutionize the industry of "Sifrei Kodesh". Stick with Kalcom...It's amazing to see the ridiculous things that come out of some politicians mouths. If you've never met a "talmid chacham", a Torah scholar, then you don't know the meaning of clear and cogent thinking. Furthermore, a true "Chacham" is also modest - he casts his ego aside because it gets in the way of serving G-d. So, he doesn't have an ego problem (because if he did, he wouldn't be a true "Chacham").
Anyway, chances are that you'll see my face back in the USA within the coming weeks. I have quite a few letters from people who want to meet and hear Rav Lazer Brody, so if Hashem so desires, I might just bring "Rabbi Rambo" with me. By the way, don't you think Kalcom Publishing's Rav Lazer would make a great candidate for US President? He's got dual citizenship (USA-Israel) and he was born in Washington, DC. I even have a good campaign poster picture to use; check this out:
Its common knowledge that the US President dictates to Israel; would I love to see Olmert taking orders from Rav Lazer. Wouldn't that be a fiction best-seller... Now, all I need is somebody talented enough to write it!